need another drink. this is the easiest way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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