Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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