Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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