so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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