garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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