i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
