My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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