even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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