C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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