how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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