JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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