areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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