doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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