How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just googled if crying burns calories
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I am one with the molecules
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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