Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
There are leaves in my underwear?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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