Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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