I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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