everyone is single if you try hard enough
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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