We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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