Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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