ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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