What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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