I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
