dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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