On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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