i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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