You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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