Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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