her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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