"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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