I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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