listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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