Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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