gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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