I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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