the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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