meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
