The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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