What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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