I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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