I wannas sexs uuuuu
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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