You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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