Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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