You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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