Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
