Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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