she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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