Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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