just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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