why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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