have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
