is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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