I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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