well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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