Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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